In need of a guide

Where does one find heavy cream in Florence? Where are the gays? Where are the attractive Italian men? How do you differentiate between a homosexual and a heterosexual Italian man?Where do the cool kids hang out? Who are the cool kids? Most importantly, WHERE ARE THE MOVIE THEATERS?!

After hours and hours of research, I found that the movie theater (CinaCitta` CineClub) best suited to my taste is an hour and 40 minute walk across the Arno. I can't even bus it there it's so far. I'm going to have to save that trip for when I'm really desperate; I'll either take a taxi or, to save money, attempt to manage that trek. 

Maybe these questions will be answered in due time. It has only been a week after all. 

Impatient yet lazy and in need of a good movie-going experience,

xx thip